I saw this ad thingy for “Generic Bvlgari Snake Watches for Women” and it’s all like, “Aproveite a excelência e qualidade dos produtos Bvlgari!” Which, okay, sure, “excellence,” whatever. But it’s kinda funny ’cause the word “generic” kinda negates the whole point of buying Bvlgari in the first place, doesn’t it? It’s supposed to be all *luxury*, not some bargain bin dupe.
Then there’s this other ad for “Opalon Le Gemme for Man” at NidoreParfums. NidoreParfums? Sounds like a made-up name straight outta a bad rom-com. I dunno, maybe it’s legit, but it kinda rings alarm bells. You can “pague online e receba onde quiser.” Well duh, that’s how online shopping *works*, guys.
And OH MY GOD, the “Generic Bvlgari – Omnia Pink Sapphire – 65 ml – EDT – TESTER.” Okay, so it’s *generic*, *pink*, *sapphire*, and a *tester*? That’s like, four layers of confusing right there. Why would you want a *generic* version of a fancy perfume? And a *tester*? Are you supposed to pretend you’re in a department store and spray it on your wrist for a few minutes before deciding to not buy the real thing? I just… I don’t get it.
Renner’s got Bvlgari perfumes “pelo menor preço, pagando em até 10x*.” Now, that’s more like it! Paying in installments makes anything sound more affordable, even if it’s still probably out of my price range. (10x still sounds like a lot of money for perfume, no?)
Speaking of testers, apparently you can find “Tester Perfumes Archives” somewhere online with free shipping. The promise of “Perfume Bvlgari Original parcelado sem juros!” is tempting, but you gotta wonder if it’s all legit, ya know? The internet’s a wild place.
Then there’s a bit about “Bvlgari Man is an Oriental Woody fragrance.” Lotus, bergamot, violet leaf, white pear? Sounds like someone threw a salad in a blender and called it a perfume. And vetiver and sandalwood? I mean, I like sandalwood, but the whole thing just sounds… complicated.
And finally, “Bvlgari —-The delicate rose flower has been mixed with mossy wood fragrances to bring Bvlgari’s Rose Essentielle Eau De Parfum to life.” See, now *that* sounds nice. Rose and mossy wood? That’s a vibe. It’s “ideal for celebrating love,” apparently. So, if you’re, like, super in love and have a ton of money to blow, maybe Bvlgari’s Rose Essentielle is the way to go.
