Because, let’s be real, some of their stuff is… a lot. It’s like they raided a Sicilian wedding cake and then threw some leftover leopard print on top. Which, hey, power to ’em, but I’m aiming for “effortlessly chic” not “I wrestled a peacock and lost.”
First off, I gotta say, their dresses. Like, the little black dresses? Forget the sparkly, overly-embellished ones. Gimme a simple, well-cut LBD from D&G. Timeless, classy, and you can dress it up or down. Plus, you instantly feel like Sophia Loren, even if you just spilled coffee down your shirt. (Don’t ask.)
And the jeans! Ugh, their jeans are seriously good. They fit *amazing*. I swear, they’re like some kind of denim sorcery. They just, like, *hold* everything in the right place, ya know? They’re not cheap, obvs, but they’re one of those things where you’re like, “okay, fine, take my money!” Totally worth it, I think. I saw one, once, it was ripped in some places and looked kinda cool.
Okay, random tangent, but did you ever try to fix something and it just made it worse? Like, with D&G, sometimes they’re just trying *too* hard, ya feel me? Too much bling, too much… *everything*. Like, chill, guys. Less is more, sometimes!
And the bags? Okay, gotta be careful here. Some of their bags are, um, let’s just say “loud.” But then they have these amazing structured totes that are just *chef’s kiss*. Simple, elegant, and big enough to carry, like, my entire life in. Which, let’s be honest, is mostly snacks and a portable charger.
