First off, you got the crypto wallets. Coinbase Wallet, MetaMask, even Robinhood’s jumping in on the whole web3 thing. Honestly, the Coinbase one sounds kinda newbie-friendly with the whole “easiest to use” claim. But then MetaMask is like, the OG, right? All those features… *shrugs* I always feel like I’m missing something with crypto wallets, like I’m not “getting” the full potential. And Robinhood? Well, let’s just say I have *opinions* on Robinhood.
Then you got your *actual*, physical wallets. Like, for cash and cards and… you know, *real* life. I saw some stuff about Zalora in Hong Kong selling men’s wallets – okay, cool. And Zappos? Free shipping and 24/7 service? That’s kinda tempting, ngl. Especially with the 10% off if you sign up for their emails. I’m a sucker for a good deal.
Myer’s also got wallets, apparently. “Free Delivery 🚚 On Orders Above $99!” Whoa, hold up. I need *that* many wallets? Unless… maybe stocking stuffers? Hmm, food for thought. And Afterpay? Is Afterpay for wallets a thing? I feel like that’s maybe a sign I have a problem. Just sayin’.
Oh, and then there’s Goyard. That’s like… next level wallet stuff. “Plumet Pocket Wallet”? Sounds fancy af. “The art of marquage”? Okay, I’m officially lost. I’m not rich enough to even pretend to understand Goyard wallets. Those are like, investment pieces, not just something to hold your Starbucks card. Probably cost more than my rent, lol.
Honestly, buying a wallet is kinda overwhelming. You got crypto vs. real-world. You got budget vs. bougie. You got features you don’t understand and sales pitches everywhere. And then you gotta think about size and material and… *sigh*.
