First, you’ve got this chess game. Mak, Tong Kuan vs. some dude named Yaya Diop. Olympic level stuff! Maybe Tong Kuan, our Valentino-to-be, is a *chess master*? Or… just a decent player? I mean, Round 6.88, that sounds kinda specific. Was he stuck there for point-eighty-eight of a round? Huh. Anyway, chess and high fashion? Not exactly a natural combo, is it? Unless we’re talking checkered patterns. Checkmate! *ba dum tss* (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
Then boom! Ming Dynasty! What does that even have to *do* with anything? Is Valentino inspired by ancient Chinese fashion now? Maybe… elaborate embroidery? Dragon motifs on, like, a clutch? Okay, I can kinda see that. But seriously, the Ming Dynasty player info? Is this some kind of *really* obscure joke? I’m starting to think you’re messing with me.
And “吃喝玩樂在觀塘” – eating, drinking, and having fun in Kwun Tong! Kwun Tong is a district in Hong Kong. So, is Tong Kuan a foodie who lives in Kwun Tong? Maybe he’s rocking Valentino while chowing down on dim sum? This whole thing is getting more confusing by the minute.
Okay, the Instagram thing is kinda interesting. “Tøng Kúan” with the funky ‘ø’. 38 followers, 66 following. Sounds like your average Joe… or should I say, Tong? Probably just someone who likes posting food pics and selfies, but, you know, *aspirational* selfies. Maybe he *dreams* of wearing Valentino.
And finally, “冠湙通有限公司” and some app called “剪同款.” It sounds like some kind of… fashion recommendation app? Like, you see something someone’s wearing and the app finds similar stuff for you? So, maybe Tong Kuan *works* in fashion? Cutting and matching styles? Hence, “剪同款”? And the Valentino connection… he aspires to cut the same styles as Valentino (or at least similar ones)?
So, “Tong Kuan VALENTINO”… maybe it’s not a *thing* at all. Maybe it’s just a dude, a local guy from Hong Kong, who *maybe* plays chess, *maybe* likes food, *definitely* has an Instagram account, and *possibly* works in the fashion industry. And he *maybe* dreams of wearing Valentino. Or maybe he just likes the name. It’s all just… well, a big jumble.
