The short answer? As far as I can tell, you can’t actually *buy* Louis Vuitton toilet paper. Like, officially. The kind you’d find in a fancy boutique next to the monogrammed wallets and, uh, other stuff.
BUT! (And this is a big but, kinda like mine after a good pizza night) The internet, bless its chaotic heart, always finds a way.
I stumbled across this thing about an artist – Illma Gore, I think her name was – who actually *made* a Louis Vuitton toilet. Like, a *real* toilet, covered in shredded Louis Vuitton bags. Talk about flushing your money down the drain! (Sorry, I had to.)
And then there’s the whole debate about Louis Vuitton “toiletry pouches.” These aren’t *strictly* toilet paper, but they *are* related to the whole bathroom vibe. They’re like, fancy cosmetic bags, or travel pouches, that some people apparently used as clutches way back when. Now *that’s* classy (or at least, trying to be).
You know, you *could* potentially stuff one of these pouches with, like, super-soft quilted toilet paper and BAM! You’ve got yourself a makeshift, bougie TP dispenser. Problem solved. Okay, maybe not *solved*, more like… creatively circumvented.
Honestly though, I think the closest you’ll get to *buying* legit Louis Vuitton toilet paper is either getting real creative yourself (scissors, glue, and a whole lotta patience required!) or just shelling out the big bucks for some luxurious bathrobes and towels. I mean, if you’re aiming for that whole “living like royalty in the bathroom” kinda thing, fluffy towels are a pretty good start. And maybe a bidet? Just sayin’.
