First off, the Re-Nylon bucket hat. Okay, I gotta be honest, I thought “Re-Nylon” sounded kinda gimmicky at first. Recycled nylon? Okay, sure, whatever. But then I saw one in person, and it actually felt… nice? Like, surprisingly luxurious for something made from, well, basically plastic bottles. Plus, it’s a bucket hat! A total throwback vibe that’s, like, ironically cool again? I think? Maybe I’m just getting old.
Then there’s the velvet one! Omg, velvet. So extra. I personally wouldn’t wear it to, like, the grocery store (unless I was feeling *super* fancy, which, let’s be real, sometimes happens), but for a night out? Absolutely. I bet it feels amazing, too. I’m picturing, like, stroking it absentmindedly while sipping a martini. Very Audrey Hepburn-esque, if you know what I mean.
And then, of course, you’ve got the classic baseball cap. Can’t go wrong with a baseball cap, ever. Especially one with that lil’ enamel triangle. It just screams, “I’m stylish, but I’m also, like, *chill*.” Even if you’re totally not chill. Fake it till you make it, amirite?
Oh! And the beanies! Don’t even get me started on the beanies. Perfect for hiding a bad hair day, which, let’s be honest, is like, 80% of my days. Plus, Prada beanies just look… expensive. Even if you got it on sale (which, fingers crossed, you did). I mean, they are pricy.
So, yeah, Prada hats. Are they worth the money? Honestly, that’s a super personal question. I mean, you could buy, like, a *ton* of regular hats for the price of one Prada one. But… but the brand recognition! The craftsmanship (supposedly)! The sheer feeling of being just a *little* bit fancier than everyone else!