First things first, you see those ads everywhere, right? Like, “Dolce&Gabbana® dresses: long, short, —-Explore Dolce&Gabbana® luxury bags…” It’s like they’re not even trying to be subtle. I mean, get your bags, get your dresses, get your LIFE! But seriously, it’s that in-your-face Italian attitude that kind of, well, works.
And the clothes themselves? Whew. It’s never just a “shirt.” It’s a “Men’s shirts: dressy, casual, or formal—-Explore the Dolce&Gabbana universe…” Ya know? Like, even a basic tee probably costs more than my rent. But darn it, they look good. I’ve seen some gorgeous women’s designer clothing and accessories that have totally made me drool. I mean, that’s what they are going for.
I always wonder, though, who’s actually rocking the full D&G look on a Tuesday afternoon? Like, are you seriously wearing a gold-embroidered bomber jacket to the grocery store, lady? God bless you if you are. Seriously.
And the kids’ stuff? “Designer Girls Clothing: new arrivals—-Shine with Dolce&Gabbana® women’s clothing…” Okay, that’s where I draw the line. Designer clothes for kids? Seriously? Let them be kids, not tiny fashion plates. But hey, what do I know? Maybe some kiddo out there dreams of rocking a leopard-print romper.
Speaking of leopard print, let’s be honest, Dolce & Gabbana is all about excess. More is more. Leo is a neutral. You know, that sort of thing. It’s not for the faint of heart, and sometimes, it can be a total train wreck. But even when it’s a train wreck, it’s a *glamorous* train wreck.
And it’s funny because you can tell they have such a specific vision. I mean, like, the ads are like the ones from the old days of fashion, but still so good. So many of them seem the same.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the sunglasses. “Dolce&Gabbana Women’s Clothing—-Explore the wide range of Dolce&Gabbana® luxury sunglasses for…” You need a second mortgage to buy a pair, but they do make you look like you’re hiding from the paparazzi, even if you’re just popping out for milk.
