And speaking of the Taikoo Hui store, it’s at G/F, 383 Tianhe Road, Tianhe District, 510620, Guangzhou, Mainland China. Which, you know, is good to know *if* you happen to be in Guangzhou and have a spare…let’s just say “a considerable amount of cash” burning a hole in your pocket. I always wonder if people actually *memorize* these addresses. Like, “Oh yeah, I’m just popping down to G/F, 383 Tianhe Road for a quick scarf.” Yeah, right.
Then there’s the whole “find our stores” thing on the Hermes website. They even have opening hours and “practical information.” Practical information? What, like, “bring your platinum card” and “be prepared to be ignored if you’re not dripping in designer clothes”? Just kidding… mostly. But seriously, what kind of “practical information” are we talking about here?
Oh, and the after-sales service? The “Guangzhou 爱马仕售后服务中心 (广州爱马仕维修保养中心)”? I’d be curious to know what *that’s* like. I mean, if you’re spending that kind of dough, you expect some top-notch service, right? I’m imagining white-gloved attendants and soothing classical music while they meticulously repair your, uh, whatever-it-is-you-bought. Probably something ridiculously expensive.
And then there’s the collections! Spring/Summer 2025 looks? Already? It’s like time is flying. I haven’t even figured out what I’m wearing *tomorrow*, and they’re already prepping for 2025. Makes you feel a little behind the eight ball, doesn’t it? And coats and jackets for the Fall/Winter 2024 collection? Okay, I guess. I mean, Guangzhou *does* get a bit chilly sometimes…relatively speaking, anyway.
