And then, get this, it said something about digital warranties and cashback. Like, seriously? Cashback on a BVLGARI bag? It’s already gonna cost you a small fortune, you’re worried about cashback? Seems kinda…off.
But then I started thinking. “High precision,” right? What does that even *mean* when it comes to a bag? Is it, like, perfectly stitched? I bet the leather is, like, buttery soft. You know, that kind of soft where you just wanna, like, rub your face on it? (Don’t judge me!) And I saw another thing, something about iconic Bulgari bags blending fashion and functionality. Functionality! Finally, something useful! I always think about those tiny little bags that only fit, like, a lipstick and your phone. What’s the point? I need room for snacks, a water bottle, maybe a small book…you know, the essentials.
Honestly, maybe the “high precision” thing is that they, like, *know* what you need. They *get* you. Or, maybe it’s just marketing BS. Who knows?
And then there was something about a BVLGARI ALUMINIUM Watch, like, totally random. What does a watch have to do with a bag? Marketing people, I swear…
