I gotta say, I had no idea, like, *really* no idea, until I was poking around online the other day. I saw some stuff on Saks, even eBay! Used Bvlgari shoes! Whoa. That’s a whole different level of fancy recycling, isn’t it?
Now, I haven’t *actually* touched a Bvlgari shoe, but from what I’ve seen, they’re going for that sleek, Italian thing. I imagine they’re crafted with, like, the finest unicorn leather, or maybe just really, really good cow. Probably the second one. And you know they’re gonna be expensive, like “skip a car payment” expensive.
The thing is, I’m not entirely convinced. Look, Bvlgari is all about jewelry, right? Bling! Sparkle! That Roman High Jeweler vibe. Do you really need *that* level of pizzazz on your feet? I mean, maybe if you’re going to a super swanky gala where you *know* people are gonna be checking out your footwear. But for, like, grabbing groceries? Nah. Seems a bit much, ya know?
I guess they’re trying to be the “principal choice in luxury hospitality,” whatever that even means when it comes to footwear. Are they going to tuck you in at night with a shoehorn? Probably not.
And don’t even get me STARTED on the “high precision” aspect! Like, are they measuring your feet with lasers and using AI to calculate the perfect toe box? I kinda doubt it. My guess is it just means they’re well-made, which, for the price they’re charging, they freaking BETTER be!
